Yo Mama Raps and Ships her Gas (or something like that.)
I've been a big fan of K-mart ever since I saw a thief run full speed into a glass door while trying to get away. His 6'5" frame crumpled to the floor like a sack of potatoes. It was astounding. Nobody was hurt except maybe him and his pride, but I mean, I'm still laughing. But now, I'm an even BIGGER fan. Have you seen their new commercials?? The "I Shipped my Pants" (say that out loud quickly and you'll understand the humor) to the "Big Gas Savings" campaign (again, say it out loud) and now kids rapping on the school bus and a playground circle of "Yo Mama Compliments?!" I mean it can't get any better. So today I present you with my favorite k-mart ads. Cheers to their marketing team. I seriously want to go buy new school supplies and wear a rockin' tee now.