I about spit my coffee out. If you haven't seen the movie Bridesmaids you won't find this nearly as funny. But this is the scene that Kristen Wiig must have been imagining when she grabbed the microphone and spoke over the flight attendant saying, "I have an announcement too. There's a colonial woman on the wing... I saw her, there is something they're not telling us! There is a colonial woman. She was churning butter. She is churning butter, she is out there RIGHT NOW." I literally get tickled every time I think about it. Oh hallucinations... you are so funny. Just kidding. I have never hallucinated and never, ever want to. Ever. Speaking of hallucinations, my friends saw a super famous person last night at the most unsuspecting of places... a hallucination would have made more sense, but alas, it was real-life, eyes-wide-open, mind-fully-functioning situation. I'll just let her tell you about it... HERE.